Tuesday, April 7, 2009

3 Retarded Things People Do (To Make Themselves Look Cool)

You know, there's 6 billion people in this damn, over-crowded, retarded, cursed world. Everyday we can see the same living person, or everyday what we see vary from a person to another. Some people are just retarded, some people are just cool enough to be called cool, and some people can make the hair in the back of your neck shrill because of his/her coolness.

But there are things people do to make themselves look cool; and, stupidly enough, they aren't cool afterwards. The more they do it, the lamer they become. And the retarded thing we can learn from this is that they don't recognize it. How stupidly lame? VERY lame.

3. Showing off vandalism in front of the public.
Hey, vandalism isn't cool! Except if it's art. But some vandalism are just vandalism. And some vandalism are just retarded vandalism. There isn't any COOL vandalism. People hate it. And when they see it they wish the person to be gone because he/she's lame.
And some of the vandals are just retarded enough to write "FUCK VANDALS" by their own dirty, cramped writing with some second-hand pylox on a New York Map. The once readable map is now unreadable, thanks to the dirty retarded person:

This isn't cool.

They don't seem to realize how people see them as retarded and uncool. They are arrogant, egoist people who don't care what others think of them and they just don't care about beauty. Don't forget that I say it's except art.

This is cool.

2. Dressing inappropriately.
As more fashion trends appear and disappear, people start to think properly and practically they invented a new trend: "casual dressing". This dressing is so normal, you could even wear a t-shirt and a jeans and go out and call it casual dressing.
But some people just don't see the normality in casual dressing and the appropriety of it. This, I say, is just retarded. I hate them. Why don't you just dress normally in a normal society? What would people think of your image? They're so fuckingly retarded they can't think of their own dignity properly.

At least the girl still has some dignity. HAHA UR SO GAY!!!

I won't say more about point number 2, as the retarded people tend to go mad very easily. If they just saw this blog post and tracked my IP and tracked my ISP and asked where I live... No. No, a big no. So I won't say more about this post.
Another victim of Internet liberalism.

1. Pretending to be immersed in a non-existent euphoria.
This is what we call the "hyper" people and they are absolutely uncool. They just whack people off the way from anywhere and they destroy things in their path. Relating to number 3, people like this are also retarded. Police caught them often.

Unfortunately, I had some difficulty in searching a pic for this. Try "hyper" and "euphoria" in Google Images and see what you get.

They are just retarded. When was the last time you saw a guy running down the street naked and screaming that the Manchester United just won against the National Team of Indonesia? It happened every time, though.
They are also annoying. When you were walking peacefully down the street with your children, and then you saw that guy... you can swear you'll never walk the pavements of that street ever again.

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