5 Strange (Random) Things From Around The World

Yes, yes. People are retarded. And when I mean that they are, they are. This could mean you - it depends on whether you want to be called people or otherwise. But I think the latter won't apply. Anyway, people are retarded and they kept making strange things. What strange things? Strange things. Things that may persuade you out of your hey-I-have-my-own-sense mind.

Things like these 5 below. Some of them are new, some of them aren't... well... still...

5. Surgeons find a fir tree inside a man's lungs. If you haven't seen it, it's disgusting, it's gross, it's... whatever you may call it, it's disturbing. In Russia - yes, Russia, where else things can happen? Duh -, a man suffering from chest pain and bloody cough turned up to have a fir tree growing inside of him.

Surgeons first thought that it was a tumor, but when they open up the man, they found a fir tree. Bingo! Now we could classify fir trees as parasites as they also grow inside the human body, too.

4. An American woman makes a cup of tea - after being shot in the head. Tammy Sexton, 47, of Birmingham, Alabama survived after a shot in the head. The shot from a .38-calibre handgun even caused a hole in the forehead, struck up her skull and exited from the back of her head. She miracuously survived - and even had time to make a fucking cup of tea!

Sheriff Mike Byrd said: "When the officer got there she said, 'What's going on?' She was holding a rag on her head and talking. She was conscious, but she was confused about what had happened.

CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED? Come on, you could do better than that! Go and make me a cup of tea.

3. A Russian man survived a 5-story fall. Yes, another Russian story. This time, it's a man who is drunk and had enough of his wife Yekaterina's nagging. Alexei Roskov (wow, his name's cool) jumped from the balcony of his apartment and fell 50ft - without having nothing but a scratch. He then staggered back up to his apartment and proceeded to jump again because he couldn't stand her wife's nagging.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

Yes, yes, the world is truly amazing - if you live in Russia.

2. Danny Shea wins the Grand National from the grave. The man, who died several months ago, because of cancer, acquired $20,000 for his family. He left his family a $250 tip and told them to bet 100-1 Grand National outsider Mom Mome. His death wish to win was fulfilled as he won the $20k.

His wife, Pat, 63, said that she "couldn't believe" her husband managed to pick the winner.

"He was generally pretty useless at picking winners. He didn't have much of a clue though he liked a bet. The best we hoped for was a place," she said.

Didn't I tell you that life is just beautiful? Cope with it.

1. 400,000 people in UK to believe in the Force. Eight police officers from Scotland's Strathclyde Police have listed their official religion as Jedi. In 2001, a census revealed that 400,000 people also believe in the same, non-existent faith. In Scotland, a number of 14,000 was reported.

Last year, brothers Barney and Daniel Jones founded the UK Church of the Jedi - which offered sermons on the Force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques.

So... the light sabre does exist. Where can I get one?

3 Retarded Things People Do (To Make Themselves Look Cool)

You know, there's 6 billion people in this damn, over-crowded, retarded, cursed world. Everyday we can see the same living person, or everyday what we see vary from a person to another. Some people are just retarded, some people are just cool enough to be called cool, and some people can make the hair in the back of your neck shrill because of his/her coolness.

But there are things people do to make themselves look cool; and, stupidly enough, they aren't cool afterwards. The more they do it, the lamer they become. And the retarded thing we can learn from this is that they don't recognize it. How stupidly lame? VERY lame.

3. Showing off vandalism in front of the public.

Hey, vandalism isn't cool! Except if it's art. But some vandalism are just vandalism. And some vandalism are just retarded vandalism. There isn't any COOL vandalism. People hate it. And when they see it they wish the person to be gone because he/she's lame.

And some of the vandals are just retarded enough to write "FUCK VANDALS" by their own dirty, cramped writing with some second-hand pylox on a New York Map. The once readable map is now unreadable, thanks to the dirty retarded person:

This isn't cool.

They don't seem to realize how people see them as retarded and uncool. They are arrogant, egoist people who don't care what others think of them and they just don't care about beauty. Don't forget that I say it's except art.

This is cool.

2. Dressing inappropriately.

As more fashion trends appear and disappear, people start to think properly and practically they invented a new trend: "casual dressing". This dressing is so normal, you could even wear a t-shirt and a jeans and go out and call it casual dressing.

But some people just don't see the normality in casual dressing and the appropriety of it. This, I say, is just retarded. I hate them. Why don't you just dress normally in a normal society? What would people think of your image? They're so fuckingly retarded they can't think of their own dignity properly.

At least the girl still has some dignity. HAHA UR SO GAY!!!

I won't say more about point number 2, as the retarded people tend to go mad very easily. If they just saw this blog post and tracked my IP and tracked my ISP and asked where I live... No. No, a big no. So I won't say more about this post.

Another victim of Internet liberalism.

1. Pretending to be immersed in a non-existent euphoria.

This is what we call the "hyper" people and they are absolutely uncool. They just whack people off the way from anywhere and they destroy things in their path. Relating to number 3, people like this are also retarded. Police caught them often.

Unfortunately, I had some difficulty in searching a pic for this. Try "hyper" and "euphoria" in Google Images and see what you get.

They are just retarded. When was the last time you saw a guy running down the street naked and screaming that the Manchester United just won against the National Team of Indonesia? It happened every time, though.

They are also annoying. When you were walking peacefully down the street with your children, and then you saw that guy... you can swear you'll never walk the pavements of that street ever again.

Building Blocks of A Lonely Life

Three cuts, four cuts,

Five cuts, six cuts.

Three blocks, four blocks,

Five blocks, six blocks.

Just walk along the stoney side of the road,

Where pebbles gather and stones remember.

Just walk lonely,

Alone, without anyone by your side.

Seven blocks, eight blocks,

Nine blocks, ten blocks.